• On piracy: Thankya much, Bell.

    Every few months, some huge corporation with a vested interest in keeping any and all types of media locked down–usually because they own just about any and all types of media–will come up with some ridiculous bit of reasoning for why we, as consumers, deserve to have absolutely 0 rights with regards the content we’ve already paid, sometimes twice, for the rights to access. And usually within 24 hours, half a dozen people have come out of the woodwork to escentially ask these corporations where to buy their particular brand of crack, as their reasoning more often than not would only make sense to the stoned or braindead. The folks over at the Vomit Comet have, as always, nailed the basic flaw in corporate reasoning, with their own example being someone I’ve mocked on here for any number of reasons previously–the guys over at Bell Canada. Their article, escentially ppointing out the wicked huge hole in Bell’s exclusive deals logic, doesn’t just bury the central anti-piracy talking points–it does a little tap dance over it for good measure.

    Again, look at the internet. What have exclusive deals and limited access done? The answer is a whole hell of a lot…for the smart people who run pirate
    sites. The pirates know what they’re doing. Here’s an unrestricted decent looking and sounding version of whatever it was you wanted to see. Yes, all of
    it. Not just what this or that network thinks you should see because of where you live or who your provider is. Run it however you’d like, wherever you’d
    like, whenever you want. All we ask for is a donation, and you don’t even have to give us that if it’s not your thing.

    The article goes on to explain–not for the first time–that content itself will make a crap ton of money–if it’s done right, regardless what media you view it on and in what format. Really, with all the excellent points brought up in this post, you’d think they’d read these before. Still, it’s nice to see more and more people actually catching on to all this. Now if we can just get a few of those into positions where it actually matters. Any volunteers?

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  • Reason number 8792 why not to buy your electronics at Staples.

    Generally speaking, I don’t buy my equipment from your typical big box store if it can be helped just on basic principle, and because you don’t have as much flexibility when doing that. But I’ve been known to on occasion. This might just change my mind. Staples has been slapped by Canada’s privacy watchdog after not completely whiping computer and external hard drives of personal data before reselling them. This leads to such wonders as having folks’ social insurance numbers, banking info, tax crap still stored on the drive when it goes out the door. Now, somebody’s gonna apply the common sense argument of “What the hell is your social insurance number doing on your external hard drive anyway?”. Good question. But regardless to what it’s doing there, or what else didn’t get removed from the drive before Staples resold it, somebody’s not doing it right. I guess I know where I’m not getting my next drive from. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go format one of mine–just in case I want to sell it.

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  • I admit I’ve done this. I’m proud to.

    Signs you should update more often include, when you’re going back through things you meant to blog about that now all of a sudden aren’t so relevant because you waited over a month to review them, you find something you’ve been meaning to blog about and just never had the time–or, for 3 days during that time, didn’t have the blog (that entry’s coming). That, er, rather includes this.

    Jun 14 11:03pm: calling in sick for hockey game

    I will openly admit to having unknowingly done exactly that. And hey look, we even won. Yeah, I’ll admit to having called in sick for a game. And I won’t lose any sleep over doing so. Don’t ask me to try hat after a loss, hough.

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  • A tiny little note on post-migration oopsies.

    When moving something like a WordPress blog from a server run by crooks to a server run by yourself, who is at least twice as cool, it helps to not be a moron and actually remember to move over your geekily hacked together .htaccess file along with it. Unless, that is, you want all your hard work to fall very |flat all over the bloody floor. Kinda like it just did. Oops. Sorry if you were actually trying to read anything on the site–I’ve fixed my broken, now.

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  • The blog returns, a new server’s to blame.

    If I had a dollar for every fun thing that happened this past month, I could probably get off disability altogether. The month came to an end with probably the most exciting fun I’ve had in, let’s say, ever. And by exciting, I mea not really. I’ll save the details for an entry to be named later, but suffice it to say we were offline for the better part of 3 days while information was pried from various friendly turned hostile hands and a rebuild was completed. But, the blog’s back, as is all my various other methods of fun torment. Which means back to business as usual. Just as soon as I get back to my usual level of caffeine. I’ve been running on quite a bit of it lately. I blame the entry to be named later. Happy reading, folks. I’m back.

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  • Job application fail.

    You are a manufacturer of computers. Most if not all of those computers will be running Microsoft software. Yes, up to and including Internet Explorer. There are techy type folks who still use Internet Explorer–mostly because what they do doesn’t yet fully support those other browsers (damn you, industry standards). You need techy type people. Or, at least, the job advertisement that just bounced off my head says you do. The application is straightforward enough–pretty basic, for a tech company. Supporting Windows and Internet Explorer and other such M$ software is pretty much a requirement of the position. I got that in about 10 seconds. So when your application does some kind of funkyness I don’t have time to figure out that makes IE choke on it? Yeah, I get concerned. I should not have had to demonstrate my ability to stop the broken pre-hiring–particularly in a forum you wouldn’t have been able to actually see until I smacked submit. Good job. I promise, if you hire me, I’ll fix you. But you’re providing the vodka.

    No love,
    The techy who just had to finish your application in Firefox.

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  • A mini little note to the Toronto Bluejays.

    Hey, Jays? I don’t know when it started happening, but yall have really taken to sucking something really, really huge. Losing 16 4 last night, 14 1 today, and that’s just what I know about? Do you even know where .500 is anymore? Judging by recent standings, I’m thinking no not really. Okay, I get it–when you win, you win big, usually. That’s great. Wonderful. Nifty, even. But you really don’t have to lose just as big if not bigger. For serious. I’d appreciate it if that stopped sometime before the end of the season–you might actually encourage me to start watching again, and even writing about you again in more than just this act of desperation. Really, if I wanted to watch one of my teams do this to me again I’d rewatch the last NHL season. Please, for the love of chese, find a winning streak. And try not to let someone like Baltimore, who’s still behind you by the way, beat the everloving snot out of you. That’d be awesome, too. Thanks for reading. Feel free to completely collapse now, as you’d intended.

  • Hey look, a professionally done fake security warning.

    I used to get these once per week. Some of them were just amusing enough to be posted here. Mostly because someone actually bought them. This one, though, actually looks–dare I say–professional. The way it does when you know they’re at least trying, but still don’t stand a chance in hell.

    From: Quigley, Jim [Jim.Quigley@canadorec.on.ca]
    Sent: Sun 12/06/2011 8:01 PM
    To: info@webmail.com
    Subject: System Administration?

    A Computer Database Maintenance is currently going on our Web mail Message
    Center. Our Message Center needs to be re-set because of the high amount
    of Spam mails we receive daily. A Quarantine Maintenance will help us
    prevent this everyday dilemma.
    To re-validate your mailbox please Click below: CLICK HERE

    Failure to re-validate your mailbox will render your e-mail in-active from
    our database.
    Thanks
    System Administrator

    Uh oh. I’d better go fix my official-looking email account. Yeah, that one. The one I don’t actually have. Nice try, though, kids. It was 30 seconds of amusement.

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  • Just when you thought all the Weiner jokes were getting kind of old.

    Remember this guy? Yeah, that one. US Congressman Anthony Weiner (I can’t even type that with a straight face). After being caught showing his off on Twitter, he’s been under some pressure to get help, probably resulting in some kind of medication, and give up his position–something he’s not overly inclined to do, really. I should probably leave this well enough alone, really–I mean, the guy’s already been horribly mocked, and that’s just on the blogs I follow. Well enough should be left alone, right? Except, er, um, wrong.

    New lewd photos emerged of U.S. Representative Anthony Weiner on Sunday as Democratic party leaders renewed calls for him to resign over an Internet sex scandal that prompted him to seek a leave and treatment.

    Bring on the next round of Weiner jokes. No, seriously. Now, it’s open season.

    Edit: I fail at HTML. But what else is new?

  • An update on the TSA’s fight with Texas. Could there be a round 2?

    Remember when Texas tried to make the TSA’s pat-downs illegal, and the TSA responded by threatening to yank all flights out of Texas in response? Yeah, sure you do. Well, there’s talk about there possibly beiing a way for that bill to reemerge again this year, thanks largely to the complications related to this year’s budget. Texas’s lieutenant governor may, with or without the governor’s blessing, move to reintroduce that bill. I’m not holding my breath, but this can only mean positive things if that happens. For a change, there’s actually a good, non-food idea coming out of Texas. Let’s see how many states follow their example, if any do. In the meantime, nice job, Texas. Please don’t screw it up completely.

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