Year: 2009
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If you’re gonna hide the fact you hit someone, don’t search for ways to do it on Google, hm?
They should change that line in the miranda speech to read: anything you say or search can be used against you in a court of law. Because apparently, it can. Um, oops? Dear moronic criminals with conscience: you’re a little tiny bit slow on the uptake. … And now, I … Read the rest
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Purolator, we need to talk.
You have my package on your local delivery vehicle as of 8:13 this morning. I *know* it doesn’t take 3+ hours to get from your depot downtown. So why, pray tell, are you now taking nearly 4 to do so? I would be slightly irritated had my router actually gone … Read the rest
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My girlfriend gets her drunk on.
For those of you who doubted the sobriety of the almighty Jessica (samari76) way back when, I give you, sobriety be gone (1, 2). Draw thine own conclusions. For the record. I am: Completely sober. Nowhere near that side of the border. Unfortunately. Extremely, extremely, extremely … Read the rest
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On a lighter note…
this amused the hell out of me.
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Hey, landlord? RBC? Have a clue.
Dear landlord: why in the name of everything did you wait until *now* to tell me the bank decided I’m too poor to pay my rent? I understand the banks are generally run by morons with approximately half the IQ of my biggest pimple, but I honestly expected something resembling … Read the rest
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More on a highschool version of me. Or, why they should never let me near bittorrent.
I’ve never been one to just on a random impulse pick up a book and start reading. Doesn’t necessarily mean I don’t have an appreciation for a good tale, I just can’t be bothered half the time reading it. I’ve hread a few Steven King novels, seen some of the … Read the rest
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I are deaf now. Thanks.
Every 3-4 months or so, my land lord or maybe the super intendant, one of the two, comes around and does their quarterly inspections of the fire alarm system. Which, roughly speaking, translates to setting it off several dozen times on some random afternoon. And, with the exception of maybe … Read the rest
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Reason number 5954631 why I so should have been an English major.
I tried, like way hard, to respond teasingly to a quiz posted to dahlia_and_balu‘s (sorry, but I completely forgot or never knew your name) LJ. Except it would have required I *intentionally* riddle it with literary fail. Apparently, that’s a concept I just can’t seem to grasp onto. As … Read the rest
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I work well under pressure.
So apparently, since about 5:30 or 6 last night, the router of epic failness has decided to play nice. I have absolutely no idea how long it’ll stay that way, or even if it’ll come back should it go tits up on me tomorrow. So, here comes mister preemptive preparedness. … Read the rest
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The slow, painful death of a router.
So, as hinted at in my birthday post, the last couple days I’ve been having some rather clunky interwebs related difficulties. Yes, again. The first time I had issues, it ended up being my 2 or 3-month-old modem (which I did end up replacing, by the way), and now … Read the rest
recent Posts
- China says it’s a lie. that’s all the evidence I need.
- If you own an M1 Mac, I’m a little jealous and a lot sorry.
- I would absolutely love a self-driving car. It won’t happen in my lifetime.
- Ontario votes Not The Liberals, again.
- Ontario doesn’t do accessibility. Also water is wet.