For those of you who doubted the sobriety of the almighty Jessica (samari76) way back when, I give you, sobriety be gone (1, 2). Draw thine own conclusions. For the record. I am:
- Completely sober.
- Nowhere near that side of the border. Unfortunately.
- Extremely, extremely, extremely highly amused. Who knew?
I wish I had the sight and the proximity for a picture. Hillarity would be plentiful.