I tried, like way hard, to respond teasingly to a quiz posted to dahlia_and_balu‘s (sorry, but I completely forgot or never knew your name) LJ. Except it would have required I *intentionally* riddle it with literary fail. Apparently, that’s a concept I just can’t seem to grasp onto. As in, the very act of intentionally trying to do so provoked a complete non-response on the brain front. I seriously got nothin’. So why am I not an English major? … One word. Shakespeare.