Category: random crap
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Best. Google. Search. Ever.
I wasn’t originally supposed to be home right now, so planned a relatively fluff day. Sorry if you were hoping for part 3 of the Paramount disaster–but it’ll show up. And probably so will part 4. But as for right now, the fluff. It’s everywhere. And drowning in awesome. Especially … Read the rest
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Silence! I kill you!
I needed an excuse to post this video, and my reference in another entry to the guy behind it is a damn fine excuse if I do say so myself. Well, that, plus it’s awesome. If you’ve never seen him live, you should. If you’ve never seen him at all, … Read the rest
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Did you find what you were after?
Very occasionally, I’ll pull a random search statistic out of the pile and toss it up here, Usually because at the time there was some degree or several of amusement in its timelyness–or, even, the timing of when I actually manage to find it. Take, well, this one for instance.… Read the rest
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In which there is a god. And he plays for the wrong damn team.
I take it all back. Every, single, goddamn word. I accept what the 80 million Christians who’ve been trying to convert me have been saying since the first time I asked one of them what the hell he was smoking. God does exist. There is physical proof. But does it … Read the rest
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Because macdonalds has to find *something* to do with their wifi.
Now this is an interesting take. A Macdonalds in Verginia has opted to allow customers free iPad usage while they eat. And they’re providing the iPads. apparently, the restaurant is leasing the iPads from a French company, who’ll be the ones actually in charge of their maintenance–and, presumedly, their replacement … Read the rest
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In which there can be multiple interpretations for the same search phrase.
I’m not entirely sure what in the blue hell this thinggy from Google was aiming at, but I hope they found it, whatever it was. Oct 8 5:49pm: odsp rat. bastard Let me see, here. Possible translations include. ODSP people are rat bastards? Yes, in a few cases definitely. The … Read the rest
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The conspiracy theorists have found me. And ya know what? They’re kind of adoreable.
There’s whacky, messed up spam, there’s loopy conspiracies, and then there’s whacky, messed up spam dressed up to look like loopy conspiracies. I’m used to hearing all about them on TV, or the radio, or reading about them in $newspaper–see: Alex Jones, meltdown of. But this is the first … Read the rest
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I really hope you got your answer, pal.
I also really hope the government paid a crapload before this guy’s search prediction came true. Oct 2 11:43pm: how to fast track ontario disability cause i’m dying As for fasttracking anything, with this government? Yeah, uh, we’re still waiting on them to slowtrack some very basic fixes to the … Read the rest
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In which I are a professional. Wait what?
I haven’t mocked one of these in a while. Then I get this one, which escentially chooses to mock itself. I’m an accomplished professional, you see. Globally recognised for–well, see, the letter doesn’t actually say. I’m going to assume they’re finally recognising my awesomely awesome personality, based only on–uh–I got … Read the rest
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because I didn’t have enough excuse to contemplate getting back in front of a piano.
My Twitter people are trying to tell me something, apparently. Scrolling through it today, I saw quite a few postings of piano related things–some from Youtube, some from I don’t even know where else. Because, you know, this occasionally thinking that maybe I should actually dust off the piano sitting … Read the rest
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