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  • Search query, or dating ad?

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    james

    I can’t actually tell. though I think I have the perfect answer if it’s the latter. May 29 7:14am: single ladies on odsp Yes, they do exist. They don’t exist here, however. Hmmm. Wonder what kind of money would go into a service like that. Like EHarmony, but for folks … Read the rest

  • And sometimes, the amusement is in the search itself.

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    james

    I love doing these. If only because I can occasionally do ’em and not actually have to do any mocking of my own. Like, say, this one. May 24 9:49am: if your on odsp is there a chance of getting a girl I should seriously hope so.

  • The google’s been reading my mind. Or: why I should not know the answer to this query.

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    james

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    I’ve been in a situation where this search actually applied. It sucks, but hey, whatcha gonna do? If someone else is looking, aim them here. If, uh, they haven’t come here already. May 19 2:44pm: will odsp pay your hydro bills if you cant fortunately, or not, depending on your … Read the rest

  • Someone wants a how not to guide. Or: Hey looky what Google brung me.

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    james

    I can be more than a tiny bit snarkastic. That’s a word, dammit. It can occasionally come off as, well, somewhat helpful. In a what the hell are you smoking kind of way. And sometimes, Google and its search engine friends/competetors/whatever they’re calling each other now helpfully provide folks with … Read the rest

  • More random ODSP searches.

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    james

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    I said I’d do more of these. Then I, uh, promptly fell off a cliff. So this one’s quite old. The searcher probably found what they were looking for already. But, you know. You’ll have that. May 17 11:55am: minimum wage vs odsp There’s not much of a comparison here. … Read the rest

  • so I mentioned I quit caffeine.

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    james

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    Well, maybe not quit. But cut back. Somewhat. At least for the weekend. It’s a thing I very rarely actually do. Mostly, because–hey, it’s near the end of the month, I’m broke, and I haven’t yet found a reason–well, except for the fact Thursday involved steak–to bother with it. Have … Read the rest

  • Old folks say the darnedest things.

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    james

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    So I’m sitting at Macdonalds having supper with May last week–of course, this would be before I start doing this regularly again, and this nice enough couple of old folks come in and grab the table next to us. Now, ordinarily I don’t really take much notice when old folks … Read the rest

  • As if I needed another excuse to feed my coffee adiction.

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    james

    I have enough excuses on my own, and can invent more on demand, for wandering over and grabbing me a cup or three of coffee. I don’t need to be told I’ll live longer, or that it may or may not prevent Alzheimer’s. Although, that right there is … Read the rest

  • Bits of random and chunks of what the fuck is this.

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    james

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    I’m a little tiny bit more human than I was earlier today, so as a free something type thing, have a thing. There’s a whole crap ton of other shtuff that still has yet to post–it’s coming, promise–and more still I get to add to it, but this should see … Read the rest

  • More random ODSP questions, answered.

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    james

    I think this will be a regular thing. It’s kinda fun. Now, let’s see. To give it its own category eventually? May 16 11:38pm: can i get my high school on odsp Nope, you’re screwed. Completely. You’re expected to be completely dependent. Can’t very well do that if you’re all … Read the rest

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