I am officially still not entirely awake. Attempts at conversation that aren’t in person may for that reason unintentionally go ignored. Do not assume I’m pissed at you; if I were, you wouldn’t need to ask. End of public service announcement. You may now go back to doing anything else but reading this.
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Public service announcement.
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Punked from a non-LJ blog I read. ‘Cuz I do that.
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen’s Ball.” He replied, “Highway patrolmen don’t have balls.” There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several minutes.
And that, my curious friends (note: I really don’t care if you’re curious or not), is why I’m still up, and it’s quarter to 6 in the bloody morning.
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Want to help take a Canadian monopoly out at the knees?
Sadly, Canadian citizens only. But interested Canadian citizens can certainly voice their opinion. cut, because it’s an essay and doesn’t apply to everyone.
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The keys to your life.
The Keys to Your Life
Anything good in your life comes from you having the strength to make good decisions.You know how to assess a situation before you leap into action.
Anything bad in your life comes from fooling yourself or clinging to illusions.
Be strong enough to see the world clearly. Learn from your mistakes.
Not bad for a quiz that turns out to be all of 2 questions. Eh, it killed 30 seconds. that’s all I needed.
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Not that I blame her or anything.
Pregnant inmate says she’ll never call police again. And, uh, why the hell would she? After telling toronto area police her boyfriend assaulted her, they placed her into custody to compell her testimony at his trial. And now she’s regretting saying anything. Smoothe, real smoothe. You have just confirmed the fear of just about any woman who’s been abused; at least, the ones I’ve actually talked to. I already gave out my moron of the year award. But you can have the big fuck you ™ instead. Because I’m just all kinds of awesome nice like that.
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And it’s not illegal to smack someone upside the head?
Punked from octranspo. LIRR rider acquitted in cell phone fight. After smacking someone for giving someone else a business card. Never mind the whole giving folks shit for talking on a cell phone. Only in America does crap like that get tossed out of court. here’s the kicker. Mister public enforcer is a reserve police officer. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is your daily dose of wtf. Who’s up for a wager if he was the one who got slapped he’d be screaming for at least probation? I’m taking bets all afternoon.
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Wherein James pwns. Again.
They gave me an hour for that test. I was done in half that. And blew it away. I should do crap like that on no sleep and a can or two of coke more often. I are teh awesome.
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I may be slightly sadistic.
As evidenced by the fact I am at work on no sleep, and in 20 minutes will be taking a qualifications exam of which I had 2 days notice. That, of course, necessitated that I take yesterday off to study for it; you try squeezing in studying for a test like that between calls here. And 10:00 is way too late to be studying for anything when you have to be up at mumble o’clock the next morning. So now I get to blow this test away, and take half my sanity with it. If there wasn’t the potential of a pay increase should this test go my way, I’d be cramming it up somebody’s ass instead. Love the job, but if they knew last week I was taking this test today, could they maybe next time just kinda sorta let me know last week that I’m taking this test? Bleh. People piss me off.f
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Yes, my LJ could contain profanity.
No, it will not be changed. And the next person who PM’s me about it is going to get a 50-page essay in response. And then be subsequently redirected here. If I don’t meet your standards, by all means either lower said standards or kindly fuck off. Thankyaverymuch.
PS: You knew what you were getting when you came here. Ignorance is not an excuse. Nor is an inability/unwillingness to read.
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It’s official: I have *way* too many freakin’ CD’s.
Including a rather significant number of CD’s I didn’t even remember I had. I can see a problem here. And said problem has been delt with; said CD’s are now on my computer. Problem solved. I are brilliant.