Punked from octranspo. LIRR rider acquitted in cell phone fight. After smacking someone for giving someone else a business card. Never mind the whole giving folks shit for talking on a cell phone. Only in America does crap like that get tossed out of court. here’s the kicker. Mister public enforcer is a reserve police officer. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is your daily dose of wtf. Who’s up for a wager if he was the one who got slapped he’d be screaming for at least probation? I’m taking bets all afternoon.