Category: WTF

  • Can I be a government know-nothing when I grow up?

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    So I finally got through the thick wall of bullshit that turns out to be the Canadian government’s tax division, only to be… yep, right where I was before I started calling. Glad I did it on my lunch hour, I am. At the end of the two conversations I … Read the rest

  • Happily ever after? Not quite.

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    Okay, not really at all. Um, in a word, oops. Note to husbands to be everywhere: when contemplating marriage, be extra certain the girl you’re marrying cannot, in fact, kick your ass while drunk. Or better yet, run in the exact opposite direction from anything that involves the words “I … Read the rest

  • So let me get this kinda half-straight.

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    On Wednesday, the last day of April, also known as the last possible day this lazy as hell Canadian fool can submit his income tax, well into what’s supposed to be our spring, they’re calling for snow? Am I the only one who sees a problem with this…? Edit: And … Read the rest

  • On religion, opinion, immaturity, all that good stuff.

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    A rarity, but this was actually prompted by a, let’s call it a discussion, that took place on a friend’s LJ in relation to something she posted at about half past dark this morning. I’d link to the actual entry but it’s protected and all of like 1 or 2 … Read the rest

  • … There is a cat. Outside my living room window.

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    What the fuck? If it’s the same damn thing that was hanging around last fall it’s a bloody wonder it’s still alive after the winter we had up here. Mind you, it’s also a wonder the SPCA hasn’t caught it yet. I think I almost stepped on it once…

  • Why thank you, Bell.

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    In order to address my issues with not being able to keep a stable connection to Bell’s ever so craptastical intarwebz, they have graciously lowered my maximum connection speed in an attempt to stabilize things. Roughly translated: Don’t ask me to download anything for you until I switch ISPs. Now … Read the rest

  • The logic of this escapes me.

    The Simpsons aren’t safe for children, but baywatch Hawaii is? Um, forgive me for asking, but… in what universe? Somebody s’plain this one to me. SELECT * FROM ‘politicians’ WHERE ‘clue’ =0; PS: Mad awesome ubergeek points to anyone who can place that.… Read the rest

  • What? Just… what?

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    I say again, just… what? I know people are going to insist I *shouldn’t* see something wrong with this, but I *do*. Oh my do I ever. Am I the only one just a little tiny bit weirded? *cringe*

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