Sometimes, I swear, this team bares the closest resemblence to a horrible car accident. You want to turn away, but you just can’t. At all. I accidentally managed–no, not for the first time–to sleep through last night’s game, and judging by the recaps I’ve been able to get my paws … Read the rest

Okay, that was good. Yeah, the second period nearly put me to sleep, but that was gold. They came up 3 1 going into the second half of the game, we kind of fell over for part of it, and yeah, it was the caffeine that kept me awake at … Read the rest

Awesome 1: I actually watched this entire game, in my own apartment, with pizza and coke. Awesome 2: I subsequently got to watch them actually play for a change rather than just kind of flop around like they don’t have a clue. Awesome 3: Two points, and a shootout victory. … Read the rest

Ladies and gentlemen, the team that is ours has apparently gotten lost enroute the Air Canada Center. They therefore were unable to make it to last night’s game–thus explaining the stomping. At least, explaining it slightly better than just saying we sat there like idiots while Edmonton walked in and … Read the rest

Was there a recently added law to that list Murphy keeps hold of that escentially says if you play well, you’ll lose in interestingly messed up fashion, and if you absolutely suck, you’ll somehow manage to win? I have to know. Because with the exception of a couple really, really … Read the rest

I will accept suckyness during a back to back. I will even accept suckyness on the front end of a back to back. But this much suckyness on this particular set of back to back games? Really? Can anyone tell me where the team ran off to? I’m pretty sure … Read the rest

I’d just like to state for the record that last night’s game was probably the worst game I’ve seen. And I didn’t even see all of the first period–wherein we promptly imploded and gave up two goals. All told, before 20 minutes was up, we’d managed 5 shots to their … Read the rest

Now that’s how we’re supposed to do it. Latch onto a lead, then run like holy hell’s on your ass. Because if you’re the Toronto Maple Leafs, it probably is. Hey look, we’ve scored more goals in the last 3 games than we have the rest of the month–yes, even … Read the rest

Okay, I can’t find any other way to say it. We played the hell out of that game. We really did. Just once again, we forgot where the back of the net was. Bright side: I now know why we made headlines for winning two in a row. Not that … Read the rest