Category: hockey

  • Blue Jackets 3, Maple Leafs 2.

    Welcome to 1 step forward, 3 steps back. We played the hell out of that game yesterday. We even walked away with a lead or two. Of course, then we had to play the third period. Yeah, we played. Or rather, pretended to. And we uh, fell over. Yeah, it … Read the rest

  • Hurricanes 4, Maple Leafs 3.

    Not entirely too terrible for the morning after. But not really. We actually sort of played semi-decently. Except for that part where we didn’t quite perfect this whole scoring first thing. Four times in the game, they nabbed a lead by a goal. Three of them, we sort of staggered … Read the rest

  • Maple Leafs 4, Devils 1.

    Someone thought it’d be wicked fun to have a hockey game while I was over at the parentals’. Someone thought it’d be hillarious to do so and have it broadcast solely on LeafsTV. End result? I missed an ass kicking. Now, if only we could do this kinda thing more … Read the rest

  • thrashers 6, Maple Leafs 3.

    I think I slept through this game. I think it was a good thing. I think I took way too damn long to post about it. I think I think too damn much. Here, have a summary. Wins: 12 Losses: 21 Shootout Wins: 2 Shootout Losses: 2 Points: 28

  • Canucks 4, Maple Leafs 1.

    I slept through this game. I’m not shamed of it. We apparently fell over and died. Again. I didn’t even bother to catch the replay. Instead, I’ll just keep telling myself–only 33 games left. Wins: 12 Losses: 20 Shootout Wins: 2 Shootout Losses: 2 Points: 28

  • Flames 5, Maple Leafs 2.

    I have no problem admitting I slept through this game. I do, however, have a huge problem admitting I didn’t sleep through the replay. We were tied at 1 after the first period. Okay, I can tolerate that–it’s the second period I’d like to dispute. After what Steve not so … Read the rest

  • Maple Leafs 4, Oilers 1.

    Okay, that was nifty. And fun. And all manner of awesome. And hey look, we didn’t suck. Well okay, apparently my math skills suck–hi, missing point since December 2nd or so, nice to see you. But the game? Awesome in a box. Not nearly enough to catch up to those … Read the rest

  • Maple Leafs 3, Canadians 1.

    Go figure. I sleep through this game, and we pick that time to summarily flip off those bastards from Montreal. Thank the gods for replays. And for two points. And for regulation wins. And for booze, which by playoff day I’ll probably need. Go Leafs go! Wins: 11 Losses: 18… Read the rest

  • Flyers 4, Maple Leafs 1.

    We twitched. We flopped. We might have even spluttered. Then we promptly fell over. Ow. Hurty thinggy. I’d give up on this team but that may be more painful than losing. Instead, have one of these. Wins: 10 Losses: 18 Shootout Wins: 2 Shootout Losses: 2 Points: 24

  • My favourite team sucks. Yes, I know.

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    I’ve fallen deathly in love with a team seemingly incapable of actually producing consistent victories. I acknowledge this almost daily. And yet, on hockey night, almost without exception, anyone who knows me knows exactly where to find me. I’ve been called sadistic, desperate, and just plain foolish–all of which are … Read the rest

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