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  • Desperate for a kiss, now she’s practicing bondage.

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    Helen Staudinger clearly thought she wasn’t too old to have a little fun at the age of 92. The only problem? The intended object of her desire to have a little fun didn’t share that notion. After 53-year-old Dwight bettner refused to kiss her, which she’d apparently wanted him to … Read the rest

  • Them there iPads gots minds of their own, don’t y’know.

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    Oh, those whacky Italian politicians. Always getting caught in all those compromising positions. And never actually willingly being party to it. Take Italian politician Simeone Di Cagno Abbrescia, who just so happened to be using his iPad to review his material for the day, and these pictures of scantily clad … Read the rest

  • Better than a calling card.

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    It’s been proven, over and over again, that there’s absolutely no such thing as a smart criminal. Most if not all of them leave a little something behind, some folks call a calling card–it’s a way investigators can trace the crime back to the one committing it. There’s only one … Read the rest

  • In which I get an introduction to ODSP math.

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    I’ve been on ODSP’s case for, like, ever about not escentially drumming us out of the running financially, for what little my being on them’s managed to accomplish. For those just tuning in, ODSP is the Ontario Disability Support Program, also known as those folks what pay me because no … Read the rest

  • WTN, the mostly almost nearly all human edition.

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    So this has been a very entertaining week content-wise, hasn’t it just? Yeah, about that. Sorry. Those curve balls I kind of made reference to on Friday? They just keep comin’. In this week’s latest curve, hi, sick days a-plenty. Some of you will probably recall Jessica spent most of … Read the rest

  • The CRTC snaps its fingers, and unlimitted internet no longer exists.

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    I’m not one for capped internet connections. Never have been. Not even if I’m only checking email. I took full advantage of one ISP on my way out for reasons of capped bandwidth/traffick shaping policies–that they’re still continuing with, last I’d heard. I ripped into another for offering its own … Read the rest

  • The catholic school board’s IT department is *not* smarter than an 8th-grader.

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    From the department of IT Security 101, courtesy the Peterborough Catholic district School Board, comes this real life lesson of what happens when you don’t tripple check your security. you end up hacked by one of your own students. John Mackle, education director at the Peterborough Victoria Northumberland and Clarington … Read the rest

  • It’s time for another good idea, bad idea.

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    Good idea: sticking to the company line when agreeing to testify against a guy who’s been fired from that company. Yes, even when the company line is they aren’t, officially, your employer due to a somewhat convoluted arangement of sales/mergers/subsidiaries/whatever. Bad idea: repeating the company line of $company isn’t actually … Read the rest

  • Just say no to bad parenting.

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    It’s no new thing to hear about some parental advocacy group, children’s rights organization or whatever kicking up a fuss over the government not having stepped in to bubble wrap our kids. It’s not even a new thing to hear about it happening in the form of a lawsuit against … Read the rest

  • Another touchy feely security oopsy. Have we learned yet?

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    From the very same folks who brought you this, let me introduce you to an equally disturbing, and just a little tiny bit disgusting, part two. It certainly appears that the TSA might need a bit more training with these new intrusive groping pat downs. MSNBC has the … Read the rest

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