Me versus the job market, round 9524…

Okay so it hasn’t been that big a battle. Feels like it some days. I fired off applications left, right and center. Have been doing that for… oh, I don’t even know exactly how long now… heh. Maybe a year or so. I’ve got a total of… hmm… *thinks* 2 callbacks, 1 interview, 0 hires. Job market 35, me
0. But I’ll nail that lyin’ cheatin’ thievin’ bastard job market right between the eyes, I will! … Or something. Insert catchy music full of doom and fear here. I would but I have none.

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