Category: meme

  • Because I can.

    And because Katia (katia_chan) made me do it. Well, okay, she didn’t really. But I say she did, dammit! 1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No! 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks! Copy and paste this, delete … Read the rest

  • Sheepity sheepity!

    Real post coming. But not at early thirty in the goddamn morning. Instead, have this. Dear Santa… Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April I bought porn for fordanglia (-10 points). In January on a … Read the rest

  • Boredom. And apparently it’s going around.

    Leave me a comment and I will reply with why I like you. If I don’t know you, I’ll either make something up or tell you why I like your livejournal. You must pay for the privilege by posting a message like this one on your livejournal.

  • And this one, stole from Jess (Samari76).

    So, arinoch, your LiveJournal reveals… You are… 3% unique (blame, for example, your interest in being blatantly honest) and 25% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you … Read the rest

  • Yoink.

    Punked from Shon (thecrazykiwi). This is what happens when I lack in anything creative/inspiring/bitchy. Mind, I also question the resulting answer, but y’know. The Blogalyser reveals… Your blog/web page text has an overall readability index of 11. This suggests that your writing style is conventional (to communicate … Read the rest

  • Because all the cool kids are doing it.

    1. First Name: James 2. Age: 24 going on 6 3. Location: Hell. I mean Ottawa. 4. Occupation: Geek for hire. Or clueless tech support guy. 5. Partner?: In crime? Yes. Otherwise? … To be decided when I’m motivated. 6. Kids: Possibly one of these days. 7. Brothers/Sisters: A 21-year-old … Read the rest

  • Bored. Ergo, meme.

    1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search: James Needs A Hat 2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search: James looks like a walking suitcase. 3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search: St James does a U-turn. 4: Type in “[your name] hates” … Read the rest

  • Stolen shamelessly from pawpower4me.

    5:00 AM. On saturday. Should be sleeping. Am not. You do the math. One-word answers, because I’m hella lazy. 1. Nervous habits? None. 2. Are you double jointed? No. 3. Can you roll your tongue? No. 4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? … Why? 5. Can you … Read the rest

  • Because it was requested of me. And I just can’t say no.

    My dear almadefortitude, I’m sorry, but after everything you’ve told me you leave me no choice but to say our afair is over. The one time I thought you might actually be honest with me, like when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital, and all you … Read the rest

  • And this one, because it’s after 4:00 in the bloody morning.

    1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? I can’t aford one. 2) What was your dream growing up? I’ve had several. I know at one point I wanted to start my own band. 3) What talent do you wish you had? No goddamn clue. 4) If I bought you … Read the rest

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