Because I can.

And because Katia (katia_chan) made me do it. Well, okay, she didn’t really. But I say she did, dammit!

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks!

Copy and paste this, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag as many of your friends as you’d like to. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone of your LJ/Facebook friends? Yes
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn’t like? No
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? No
Been suspended from school? No
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No
Broken a bone? No
Shaved your head? No
Blacked out from drinking? Yes
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Donated Blood? No.
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn’t? No
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes
Talk in your sleep? No
Laughed until you peed your pants? No
Passed gas on an elevator with others? No
Spend too much time on LJ/facebook? Yes
Play a musical instrument? Yes
Lived outside of the country? No
Been skinny dipping? No
Gone sky diving? No
Dated someone longer than you should have? No

I will tactfully deflect the tagging requirements with this disclaimer: if you’re reading the entry, you’re tagged. Go fucking nuts. Or don’t.

Sheepity sheepity!

Real post coming. But not at early thirty in the goddamn morning. Instead, have this.

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April I bought porn for fordanglia (-10 points). In January on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I punched masterofmusings in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I gave pawpower4me a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-46 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

And this one, stole from Jess (Samari76).

So, arinoch, your LiveJournal reveals…

You are… 3% unique (blame, for example, your interest in being blatantly honest) and 25% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you believe in give and take. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is intellectual.

Your overall weirdness is: 27

(The average level of weirdness is: 27.
You are weirder than 62% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!


Punked from Shon (thecrazykiwi). This is what happens when I lack in anything creative/inspiring/bitchy. Mind, I also question the resulting answer, but y’know.

The Blogalyser reveals…

Your blog/web page text has an overall readability index of 11.

This suggests that your writing style is conventional
(to communicate well you should aim for a figure between 10 and 20).Your blog has 12 sentences per entry, which suggests your general message is distinguished by complexity
(writing for the web should be concise).


male malefemale female
self oneselfgroupworld world
past pastpresentfuture future

Your text shows characteristics which are 50% male and 50% female
(for more information see the Gender Genie).
Looking at pronoun indicators, you write mainly about yourself, then the world in general and finally your social circle. Also, your writing focuses primarily on the present, next the past and lastly the future.

Find out what your blogging style is like!

Because all the cool kids are doing it.

1. First Name:

2. Age:
24 going on 6

3. Location:
Hell. I mean Ottawa.

4. Occupation:
Geek for hire. Or clueless tech support guy.

5. Partner?:
In crime? Yes. Otherwise? … To be decided when I’m motivated.

6. Kids:
Possibly one of these days.

7. Brothers/Sisters:
A 21-year-old brother. And his little bitch, too.

8. Pets:
The adoreably cute pup, Missy. Picture to come.

9. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life:
New job prospects, possible employment extension, slightly more possible summer vacation.

10. School:
Puts me to sleep.

11. Parents:
Mom lives in Pembroke, dad lives in his truck; his mailing address just says Pembroke. Hey, his words, not mine.

12. Who are some of your closest friends?:
Yeah like that takes any thought. momallrat, almadefortitude, samari76, and though she hasn’t updated in, like, forever (malfunction to be corrected), murlynns_view.

Bored. Ergo, meme.

1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:
James Needs A Hat

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
James looks like a walking suitcase.

3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
St James does a U-turn.

4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
James Hates You

5: Type in “[your name] goes” or “..has gone” in Google search:
James has gone on a travel adventure.

6: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
James Loves Katie.
… He does not.

7: Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:
James eats peas

8: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:
James has shot at redemption

9: Type in “[your name] died” in Google search:
James died in flat fire tragedy

10: Type in “[your name] won’t” in Google Search:
James Won’t Get Out Of Bed

11: Type in “[your name] can’t” in Google Search:
James can’t save Cavs despite memorable game
… Uh, memorable for who?

Okay, that’s done nothing for the boredom. I’m off to pay attention to this call.

Stolen shamelessly from pawpower4me.

5:00 AM. On saturday. Should be sleeping. Am not. You do the math. One-word answers, because I’m hella lazy.

1. Nervous habits?

2. Are you double jointed?

3. Can you roll your tongue?

4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
… Why?

5. Can you blow spit bubbles?

6. Can you cross your eyes?

7. Tattoos?

8. Piercing?

9. Do you make your bed daily?

10. Which shoe goes on first?

11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?

12. On the average, how much money do you carry?

13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7?

14. Favorite piece of clothing?

15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

16. Have you ever eaten Spam?

17. Do you use extra salt on your food?

18. How many cereals in your cabinet?
… Enough?

19. What’s your favorite beverage?

20. What’s your favorite fast food restaurant?

21. Do you cook?

22. How often do you brush your teeth?

23. Hair drying method?

24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?

25. Do you swear?
… Duh.

26. Do you ever spit?

27. Animal?

28. Food?

29. Month?

30. Day of the week?

31. Cartoon?

32. Shoe brand?

33. Subject in school?

34. Color?

35. Sport?

36. TV shows?

37. Thing to do in the spring?

38. Thing to do in the summer?

39. Thing to do in the autumn?

40. Thing to do in the winter?
… Freeze.

41. In the CD player?

42. Person you talk most on the phone with?

43. Reading?

44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows/mirrors?
… No.

45. What color is your bedroom?

46. Do you use an alarm clock?

47. Window seat or aisle?

48. What’s your sleeping position?

49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?

50. Do you snore?

51. Do you sleepwalk?

52. Do you talk in your sleep?

53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

54. How about with the light on?

55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?

56. Last interesting person you met?

Because it was requested of me. And I just can’t say no.

My dear almadefortitude,

I’m sorry, but after everything you’ve told me you leave me no choice but to say our afair is over. The one time I thought you might actually be honest with me, like when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital, and all you could talk about was how you just couldn’t let go of the idea to pull the clothes off my father. I should be ashamed at how aweful I’ve felt, but really, the truth–oh, what little we know of the truth–is nothing in comparison to that which was revealed when you left your ring beside the results of your blood sample. I never openly mocked you, but that’s hardly prevented you from coming by the apartment building just to call me out for expecting this to go anywhere. Well, now you have your wish; it won’t go anywhere.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,

And this one, because it’s after 4:00 in the bloody morning.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
I can’t aford one.
2) What was your dream growing up?
I’ve had several. I know at one point I wanted to start my own band.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
No goddamn clue.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Rum and coke, or vodka and coke. Or beer if it’s a cheap night.
5) Favorite vegetable?
I don’t really have one.
6) What was the last book you read?
Oh god. I no can remember.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
I don’t see the point. I can’t see ’em.
9) Worst Habit?
I’ll sometimes overanalyze. I should have majored in freakin’ psychology.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Sure, but we’d have to go back to your place and pick up your car. And your license. And if we get pulled over you’re too drunk to drive yourself.
11) What is your favorite sport?
Hockey/baseball, depending on time of year.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Realistic. I always want the best possible outcome, but a perfect world this is not.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
depends on who you are and whether or not you’ve managed to piss me off (not an easy thing to do, for the record).
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Nearly getting kicked out of school because a couple teachers were on some awesome crack that day. Thankfully it didn’t get far.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I’ve been known to get out of bed at like 3 in the morning, throw on some music and do a little cleaning just because I couldn’t sleep. *shrugs*
16) Do you have any pets?
One very adoreable dog, who unfortunately doesn’t live with me at the moment. Space constraints suck. And I owe someone pictures.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
You wouldn’t get in the building.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
They’re irritating.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
I wouldn’t mind being a little lighter than I am at the moment. Presently being corrected.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I’d be the freakin’ ring leader.
22) What color eyes do you have?
Apparently it depends on who you ask. Some would say I have blue eyes, some would say I have brown. Jurrie’s still out on which of them have lost their frickin’ minds.
23) Ever been arrested?
Technically, yes.
24) Bottle or can soda?
Either, so long as it’s cold.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
Haull my ass out of debt and invest the rest of it.
27) What’s your favorite place to hang at?
If it’s not work and someone else is buying the alcohol, anywhere.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Watch TV/talk at people.
30) Do you swear a lot?
*whistles innocently*
31) Biggest pet peeve?
People who can’t speak their mind. If you’ve got something to say, say it. Sadly, Algonquin College does not offer a mind reading class.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
Anything’s possible. I’ve been accused of being romantic a time or two. Never with proof though.
34) If you could live anywhere in the world where would you choose?
35) Do you believe in God?
Not in the biblical sense. That might warrant an explanation later.
<36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
No. I’m doing it at 4:30 in the morning for shits and giggles.

Meme: 10 things.

I do this for the sole reason of not actually being motivated yet to go to bed. In spite of the fact I have to work in the morning. Yay retardedly screwed up sleep schedule. Or… something.


Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. You can’t tag a person who has already been tagged, including whoever tagged you.