Date: Sat 02/01/2010 10:01 AM
Subject: WEBMAIL UPGRADE
Dear Webmail User,
We are really sorry for the inconvenience we are making you pass through,we are having problem with our database due to our recent upgrade and we can not find your data. Please we need to rectify this problem before the next 24-hours if not, you may not be able to send or receive email with your e-mail address.
Please provide your account details below so we can rectify this problem as soon as possible:
NOTE: Your data and information will not be tampered or interfered with, We’ll just record your data back into our database and send you a new confirmation alphanumerical password that will only be valid during this period and can be changed after this process.
Please respond to this notice to enable us provide you better online services.
Dear spamvertising asshole. I don’t use webmail except in emergencies. And my provider, when it works, actually has a clue. And can form proper english sentences. Please do you and me a favour and die in a grease fire. No love, a very unimpressed geek.
PS: You fail epically at life. Computer user’s license revoked.