Are you a hippie?

Way, way too long since I did one of these. Or any sort of regular updating. New year’s resolution upheld for another day!

You Are Definitely Not a Hippie

In fact, you’re so conservative, you make George Bush look like Jerry Garcia.
You’re not big on experimentation or alternative lifestyles.

Fringe ideas tend to freak you out. You’re pretty suspicious of hippies – or anyone who sympathizes with them.
As hippies would say, you are the establishment. You’re part of the system… and proud of it.

Did a quiz just insult me?

Do you have the Christmas spirit?

This is what happens when I’m on break. Oh darn.

Your Christmas Sprit Level: 60%

You have a lot of Christmas spirit, and it’s evident to most people who know you.
You love most things Christmas, and you do your best to make sure everyone has a great holiday.

While you like the more commercial aspects of Christmas, you truly know what the spirit of Christmas is about.
You’re all about giving, being kind, and sharing the spirit of Christmas with everyone you know.

What should you be when you grow up?

This is what happens when they turn me loose an hour early from a meeting I didn’t want to be in in the first place. Go boredom go!

You Should Be an Artist

You are incredibly creative, spontaneous, and unique.
No one can guess what you’re going to do next, but it’s usually something amazing.
You can’t deal with routine, rules, or structure. You’re easily bored.
As long as you are able to innovate and break the rules, you are extremely successful.

You do best when you:

– Can work by yourself
– Can express your personality in your work

You would also be a good journalist or actor.

What’s your karaoke theme song?

Because I feel like being… well, odd.

Your Karaoke Theme Song is “Baby Got Back”

You’re a total show off who is willing to risk looking like a fool to get a few laughs.
In fact, you’ll go for the cheap laugh if you need to… because it’s better than no reaction!

Your friends can count on you to get a party started, and you’ll party hard until you can’t remember their names.
You’re charismatic, charming, and a total character. With or without a few drinks in you.

You might also sing: “I Touch Myself,” “Oops I Did it Again,” or “My Humps”

Stay away from people who sing: “Candle in the Wind”

… I would have to be *very*, *very* hammered to sing either of those 3 ‘maybe’ songs. And I’d still only do it at gun point.

Could you be violent?

This quiz is ultra stereotypical…

There’s Not a Violent Bone in Your Body

You’re cool and collected, even when someone really gets under your skin.
And while you don’t blow up when you’re angry, you know how to express your anger calmly.
You don’t bottle emotions up or let them get out of control. For you, violence would never be an option.

And it doesn’t know me at all. I’m not abusive… but hey, if you deserve to get knocked around a little I’m not above it. Just piss off my family and we’ll see.

Are you prejudiced?

Starting the night off right, because it probably won’t stay that way. Oh, and because I haven’t done one of these in forever.

You Are Not Prejudiced

Not only are you color blind, but you’re also ethnicity blind, gender blind, and sexual orientation blind.
You don’t judge someone until you truly know them. And even then, you’re probably reluctant to judge.
You try to treat everyone equally. Everyone has a fair chance with you.
Good job – there’s not a prejudiced bone in your body.

Has American culture ruined you?

You’ve Been a Little Ruined by American Culture

Whether you live in the US or not, deep down you’re a little American.
And there’s nothing wrong with loving American culture, but it may have negative effects on your life.
Slow down and enjoy what you have. Reconnect with life’s simple pleasures.
You don’t need to be in a consumerist rat race. Life’s too short to overwork yourself!

There is nothing wrong with st acking up the credit, then planting a huge purchase in your living room. Or bedroom. I mean, after all–that’s how my birthday present’s coming to me. 😉

Is your family disfunctional?

Because it’s been way too long.

Your Family Is 38% Dysfunctional

Your family isn’t perfect, but everyone’s pretty good at working things out.
There’s probably been a bit of family drama in your past… and who’s to say it’s over?
As long as your family communicates openly and respects one another everything should be fine.
Everyone in your family does love one another. They just may not be so good at showing it.

Oh yeah–there’s drama. Lots of it.

How does your life compare?

I haven’t done one of these in a while. Sue me.

Your Life is Better Than 76% of All People

You really have things pretty good – so stop a minute and appreciate how great your life is.
You likely have a cheery outlook, supportive friends, and plenty to keep you happily busy.
You are usually content – and with good reason. You have a lot to be happy about.
So when things don’t go well, remember that you have it better than most people!

What do your hands say about you?

Talking someone through a Windows Vista upgrade. Can it really get much more boring?

What Your Hands Say About You

You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills.

Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There’s no telling where your life will take you.

Brainy and intelligent, you are intellectual to the point of being incomprehensible.

Your emotions tend to be relaxed and uncomplicated. You don’t read too much into things.

You forgot smartass-ish. But oh well, no stupid quiz is perfect.

Can you change your life?

Haven’t had a call in almost 15 minutes. And this is the result.

You Can Change Your Life

You’ve probably already improved your life a great deal, and you’re no stranger to change.
You’re able to make very difficult changes in your life. It’s all about state of mind.
And even if you have some trouble changing, you’re smart enough to get support or take a different approach.
So go ahead and dare to make things better. You know you can do it!

Yeah, I’d say moving out and getting a job in the same week is a pretty good example of change. 😉

What happened the year you were born?

They give me downtime. Fools.

In 1983 (the year you were born)

Ronald Reagan is president of the US

Sally Ride becomes the first American woman to travel in space

Marines are killed when a TNT laden suicide terrorists blows up Marine headquarters at Beirut International Airport

US Marines and Rangers invade the island of Grenada and evacuate hundreds of US citizens

The Soviets shoot down Korean Airlines flight 007

The Internet Domain Name System was invented by Paul Mockapetris

Ronald Wilson Reagan signs a bill creating Martin Luther King Day

Baltimore Orioles win the World Series

Washington Redskins win Superbowl XVII

New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup

Return of the Jedi is the top grossing film

“Every Breath You Take” by The Police spends the most time at the top of US charts

The A-Team and Webster premiere

Do you get enough sleep?

You Get Enough Sleep

Although sometimes it make not feel like it on Monday morning…
You are getting enough sleep.
Want to sleep better? Try wearing socks to bed and turning your clock to where you can’t see it.

I sure don’t feel like I do at the end of my shift…

What does your birth date mean for your love life?

Your Birthdate: June 28

You don’t just believe in love at first site – you’ve experienced it.
You develop crushes pretty easily, but keeping your interest is another matter!
You are very prone to love – hate relationships.

Number of True Loves You’ll Have: 1

Number of Times You’ll Have Your Heart Broken: 6

You are most compatible with people born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, and 28th of the month.

I was officially born on the wrong day… this is so not me. Although, I hope it doesn’t just mean the 21st of that particular month… *whistles*

How nerdy are you?

This is what happens when they let me have a free minute.

You Are 24% Nerdy

You’re a little nerdy, but no one would ever call you a nerd.
You sometimes get into nerdy things, but only after they’ve become a part of mainstream culture.

What’s your thinking style?

I only post this now because I didn’t have time to this morning.

Your Dominant Thinking Style: Experimenting

You’re all about looking at the facts, and you could always use more of them.
You see life as your lab – and you’re always trying out new things, people, and ideas.

The master of mix and match, you’re always coming up with unique combinations.
You are good at getting a group to reach consensus.

Things I can do.

I’d blame Pixie for this outright, butI probably owe her for apparently forcing her to do this some time ago. Which reminds me–remember when I said your turn’s coming, Stacie? 😛 And without further delay…
Things I can do, a list by me:
Play piano and
Attempt to play guitar and
Sing fairly decently and
Be a sounding board for just about anyone and
Not actually strangle the stupid people that interfere with my life and
Make potentially life-altering and long-term decisions and not get oerly stressed about it and
Find a song for just about any mood/situation and
Write a song for most occasions and
Tell a lot about a person before they say a thing and
Do all of this while the overall pace of my life seems to pick up two-fold…
Not much to the list, but my brain is currently not functional enough to think anymore. All are encouraged to toss this up on their own blogs if they have one, or leave it in a comment. Or even both!

Do you date like a man or a woman?

You Date Like a Woman

According to studies on dating, you date like a woman.
You tend to take romance seriously, and you’re not really out for a fling.

A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you.
And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off.

You’re highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you’re too picky.
You know what you want, and when you find it, you’re ready to commit.

Um… okay? I guess as opposed to the traditional stereotypical response… I… guess. :confused: