Our goaltender? Awesome. Our coatch? Okay. Our team? Uh, where were they? Yeah, again, missed this one. But at least this time I didn’t miss much. Apparently we didn’t actually play, or so reports go. Sigh. Oh well, I’ll take the point. So long, last available playoff spot. Wins: 23… Read the rest

I really need to stop existing outside of the Leafs viewing area, if only because I miss games like this. Apparently, we rocked socks. Yeah, in spite of the fact the Isles were kind of in a goalie predicament of the highest order–hey, is Telqvist still playing? You guys could … Read the rest

I never know what I’m getting with this team. Sometimes, we actually play. Sometimes, we don’t and still manage to win. Sometimes, we play enough for 3 games and get smoked. And sometimes–like, for example, that last game–we just get smoked. But hey, these are always nice. Wins: 22 Losses: … Read the rest

Oof. I didn’t even bother so much as glancing in the general direction of this game’s recap. Score says it all. Or at least says enough. Once again, just oof. Wins: 21 Losses: 31 Shootout Wins: 4 Shootout Losses: 3 Points: 47

Okay, we need to stop doing this. I’m seriously starting to see playoffs. No, seriously. It’s February, we’re just about kissing 50 points, and Ottawa’s still doing laughably. We don’t soon knock this off, I might actually have to start regretting not being able to watch these games. Shhh, I … Read the rest

If we keep doing this, I might just become a fan of the shootout. On the other hand, we’d have to win a shit ton more of these. Could happen, right? Right? … Right? Wins: 20 Losses: 30 Shootout Wins: 4 Shootout Losses: 3 Points: 45

And we hit the all star break with a splutter, and a die. Typical Leafs fashion. Against another team from another state that shouldn’t have a hockey team–and this one’s got two. And they say the NHL isn’t broken. Wins: 19 Losses: 30 Shootout Wins: 3 Shootout Losses: 3 Points: … Read the rest

Hell. Handbag. This team. There are just no other words. None. At all. At least it wasn’t 6 1? Yeah, sure, let’s run with that. Wins: 19 Losses: 29 Shootout Wins: 3 Shootout Losses: 3 Points: 43

And so begins part 1 of our downward spiral. Ow. Wins: 19 Losses: 28 Shootout Wins: 3 Shootout Losses: 3 Points: 43

I’m actually sorry I ended up missing this game. I hear it was several varieties of wicked nifty cool. Well, for us, anyway. Now why can’t every game be like this? Oh. Right. Toronto. Nevermind. Wins: 19 Losses: 27 Shootout Wins: 3 Shootout Losses: 3 Points: 43