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If you know my cell number and can therefore text me, you also know I’m working and probably won’t be responding to said text for, like, ever. Sorry, blame the call center. If faster responses are required, throw me an email. If you’re one of these people who thinks texting’s the everything, I’m gonna break your heart. You’ll survive.