I haven’t mocked one of these in a while. Then I get this one, which escentially chooses to mock itself. I’m an accomplished professional, you see. Globally recognised for–well, see, the letter doesn’t actually say. I’m going to assume they’re finally recognising my awesomely awesome personality, based only on–uh–I got nothing else. Oh well, maybe someone who reads this can explain just what kind of professional I’m supposed to be. Note: professional pain in the ass doesn’t actually count.
Note: Links in this email are removed. Why? Because page rank leaching.
Related: Hey Outlook? Please don’t eat this post. I just got this system working–again.
Update: It ate this post. Bloody hell. Alright, have a manual pasting.
From: James Jackson [mailto:email@example.com]
Sent: December 17, 2012 10:28 PM
Subject: Invitation – Please Complete Your Profile
FROM: Worldwide Registry for Business Professionals
RE: Worldwide Registry Publication
You were recently chosen to represent your professional
community, deeming you eligible for the inclusion in
the new 2013 Edition of Worldwide Registry for Business
We are pleased to inform you that your candidacy was
formally approved on September 1st, 2012. Congratulations!
Click here to verify your profile and accept the candidacy
The Publishing Committee selected you as a professional
based not only upon your current standing, but focusing
as well on criteria from executive and professional directories,
associations, and trade journals. Given your background,
the Director believes your profile makes a fitting addition to
There is no fee nor obligation to be listed. As we are working
off of secondary sources, we must receive verification from you
that your profile is accurate. After receiving verification, we
will validate your registry listing within seven business days.
Once finalized, your listing will share prominent registry space
with thousands of fellow accomplished individuals across the
globe, each representing accomplishment within their own
To verify your profile and accept the candidacy, please click here.
Please kindly note that our registration deadline for next year’s
publication is December 31st, 2012. To ensure you are included,
we must receive your verification on or before this date.
On behalf of our Committee I salute your achievement and
welcome you to our association.
James G. Jackson
Worldwide Registry for Business Professionals
2532 Cambridge Court
Springdale, AR 72764
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