Them there spammers is gettin’ smartish.

I got this email just now supposedly from Princeton Publishing. I LOLed. Hard.

Subject: James Homuths Recent Nomination to the Princeton Premier

Dear James,

It is my pleasure to inform you that you are being considered for inclusion into the 2009-2010 Princeton Premier Business Leaders and Professionals Honors Edition section of the registry.

The 2009-2010 edition of the registry will include biographies of the world’s most accomplished individuals. Recognition of this kind is an honor shared by thousands of executives and professionals throughout the world each year. Inclusion is considered by many as the single highest mark of achievement.

You may access our application form using the following link:

http://www.formdesk.com/PP/March

Upon final confirmation, you will be listed among other accomplished individuals in the Princeton Premier Registry.

For accuracy and publication deadlines, please complete your application form and return it to us within five business days.

There is no cost to be included in the registry.

If you’ve already received this email from us, there is no need to respond again.

This email serves as our final invitation to potential members who have not yet responded.

On behalf of the Executive Publisher, we wish you continued success.

Sincerely,
Jason Harris

Managing Director
Princeton Premier

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So now I’m a highly accomplished executive in a world leading organization. Yet, I’m currently lacking in the employment department. Am I good, or am I good? Or maybe they just screwed something up, like, royally. Oh, yeah, I’m also not in the US or a US citizen. Do explain?

3 comments
  1. almost

    almost as fun as when I had a recrooter write me last january about becoming a marine sargant… can you picture that? I think I could picture you as an exectutive more than I can picture myself screaming orders at a bunch of big berly men… “Get down and give me 20” “fuck you lady.”

    1. Re: almost

      You could probably pull it off, if it wasn’t for the fact the whole blindness thing kinda means you don’t qualify. As for me? Let’s get me employed first, then we’ll talk executive, eh? LOL

  2. James,
    They’ll continue getting more sefisiticated to the point where they’re hoping or banking on someone falling for one of their schemes.
    But the old addage is…when it doubt, delete it and send to the “spam” folder.

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