Sheepity sheepity!

Real post coming. But not at early thirty in the goddamn morning. Instead, have this.

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April I bought porn for fordanglia (-10 points). In January on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I punched masterofmusings in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I gave pawpower4me a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-46 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
arinoch

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
2 comments
  1. Why on Earth would you lose points for buying me the greatest gift of all?

    1. Because you can probably find the same damn thing online for free? … I didn’t write the thing. I just followed everyone else’s example.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *