[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: PSA: at about midnight tonight the server *might* be running a little slow. the weekly update runs then and there's a bit of a
list.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: update?
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: aye. for the actual server, not the MOO.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: oh.
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: new programs come out, get installed, security holes get plugged, that kinda thing.
Matt Wand is no longer afk.
Matt Wand goes home.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: ah. what kinda programs?
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: and where do ya get them?
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: just wondering
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: central libraries get upgraded, the MOO takes the biggest dump mike's ever seen. nothing major. er, i mean...
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: What he's trying to say is, sometime after midnight, a codestealer filter will be installed as a new package on the server. It will
do several validity checks anytime sometne types @list on the MOO and will only allow the command to go through if it can be convinced that the person
typing said command is not stealing code.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: ah. should I test? rofl
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: And, early tomorrow morning, we're going to put the new system to the test by inviting Tristan and his six dozen clones to try to
break the system.
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: sure. but when the server fries your connection, i'm not saying i told you so. :P
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: rofl! can I have the logs for that?
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: fries?
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: yummy! rofl
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: no, you can't. because i'm the evil sysadmin and i say so. mwa.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: lol
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: *bursts into tears
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: *bans you*
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: and i have the ultimate ban. nothing beats the iptables firewall! haw!
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Anyway, I need to get a bit more coding done, so...
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: hi
[General Communication] fred the parrot transmits, "for is?"
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: how does it work
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: how does the code stealer filter work
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: is it part of some real lambdamoo or just hm
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Noone really knows. It just does.
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: lol
[OOC] 1 Mike: huh?
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Some code stealer filter they are implementing
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: I am confused
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: i know. but i'm not saying.
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: It just knows if the person typing @list is Tristan
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: it probably scans his IP
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: haha
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: if player == #fuckiere then playertell fucker, return
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: rofl
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: It just works?
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: How's that possible
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Does it check if it's tristan
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: this version also comes with a gullible filter. anyone who trips it finds themselves being hammered with more packets downstream
than their ISP knows what do do with.
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: to, even.
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Wow.
[OOC] 1 Mike: what ya talking about
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: so what happens when it does that?
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: It floods you
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: which does what?
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: rofl
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Dos
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: internet connection go bye bye.
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Yeah. So, when we tell Tristan we've got a copy of the Miriani DB, and he attempts to steal code, he'll actually get a complete copy
of the LambdaCore database every time he issues a command.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: rofl!!!
James Isanadmin wiznets, "ROFL. so when do we tell these guys they're being taken for a ride?"
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Right but how does it just know. What I've gotton from what you told be, is it magically knows if your a code stealer.
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: That's just about it
Jayson Smith wiznets, "Rofl!"
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: it's only MOO. there aren't very many ways you can steal code. and we know them all.
Jayson Smith wiznets, "They're buying it, hook, line, and sinker!"
Mike wiznets, "what ya doing"
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: yeah @list and @dump
Mike wiznets, "i'm in an irc convo about politics"
Mike wiznets, "so not paying so much attention"
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: It'd put if statements in the code of them
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: and @d
James Isanadmin wiznets, "fucking with your underlings."
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: A Gullible Filter?
Mike wiznets, "lol i'll join in"
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: that's what i like to call the moron test.
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Ok
Mike wiznets, "what is it"
Jayson Smith wiznets, "We've got these guys convinced we're installing a codestealer filter"
Jayson Smith wiznets, "Whenever somebody attempts to get code, it just knows if they're Tristan and won't let them hav it if so"
Mike wiznets, "so what did you tell them"
Mike wiznets, "ah"
[OOC] 1 Mike: wow
[OOC] 1 Mike: this thing is so cool
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: we've already got a sort of initial version of the moron test installed here. sort of a testing version.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: hmm. do I want to try it?
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: rofl
Jayson Smith wiznets, "James also told them he was installing a gullability filter, and whenever it found someone gullible, it sends more packets to their
Internet connection than their ISP knows what to do with."
Mike wiznets, "james your friend wrote it"
Mike wiznets, "oh, he wants to see it"
Mike wiznets, "lol"
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: So we're in desperate need of player's, and we're going to flood them with packets?
Mike wiznets, "You say, "i don't have the source. its a server patch."                                          "
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: no, only tristans
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: rofl
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: it's not something you can just turn on... trust me, if it gets tripped, you'll know.
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: How does it
[OOC] 1 Mike: we're not flooding players
[OOC] 1 Mike: just tristan. most players' aren't really gullible
[OOC] 1 Mike: we'll set the gullibility level really high
[OOC] 1 Mike: so it'll get tristan
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: what does that level do?
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: ooh, crap. it just about went off right there. need to adjust that a littole...
[OOC] 1 Mike: sets how gullible a person has to be to be detected
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: little, even.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: whatcha mean?
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: how does it detect it
Mike wiznets, "you tell them rofl"
Mike wiznets, "i'll tell them it analzes their text"
[OOC] 1 Mike: It analyzes their input
James Isanadmin wiznets, "does this thing have a sort of echo command?"
Mike wiznets, "lol"
Jayson Smith wiznets, "As in..."
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: ah. what does it look for besides @list and @dump?
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Now we can't really go telling people that, now can we?
James Isanadmin wiznets, "like something that you don't necessarily need to be sending to a channel for it to be heard."
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Uhh
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: I would like to think that I am not just a random person. heh.
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Same here
Jayson Smith wiznets, "Well, @announce message announces message to the entire game, with no person's name"
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: maybe not, but this channel *isU public.
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: *There's no one here*
Mike wiznets, "yeah"
Mike wiznets, "use @announce"
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Everyone on is a staff member, or a trusted player
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: it also has a history. :P
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: it does?
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Not to a player
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: never been able to access it
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: oh
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: A player can't access it
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: I don't think there's one for progs
[OOC] 1 Mike: ryan i told you
**** Gullibility threshold breached. Initiating anti-moron defense.
[OOC] 1 Mike: no one is gullible like tristan
[OOC] 1 Mike: oh fuck
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Woops what do we do now
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: who was that? rofl
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: ryan?
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: what happened?
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: somebody triggered the tristan thing
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: gulability trap or whatever
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: oh shit. so now what
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Mike, you'd better panic the server and restore from the tape backup. Yeah I know we'll lose a few months of data, but it beats the
alternative.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: months?!
[OOC] 1 Mike: fuck!
[OOC] 1 Mike: what backup jayson
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: A few months
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: what's the alternative
Mike wiznets, "rofl"
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: WTF
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: why can't we just restore from a couple hours ago?
[OOC] 1 Mike: what happened exactly
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: something tripped the gullibility filter. i can't get into the shell to stop it.
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Jesus christ.
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Bye
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] John Codeeseemoe (#3820) has disconnected."
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Mike, you have been keeping backups on reel to reel tapes, right?
Mike wiznets, "say yes?"
Jayson Smith wiznets, "Whatever!"
Mike wiznets, "rofl"
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: so whose getting the core?
[OOC] 1 Mike: yeah
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: codeeseemoe?
[OOC] 1 Mike: gotta do that when fuckiere is involved
Alert! Gullibility target retreated! Beginning offensive.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: wha?
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: Peeps. What the fuck is going on!
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: Someone please tell me what in hell is going on
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: someone triggered an antitristan defense mechanism
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: I dont care. I mean, now what.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: rofl
[OOC] 1 Mike: not sure
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: what is it doing?
[OOC] 1 Mike: ddosing whoever triggered it
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: probably ryan
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Mike, quick! Panic it! It's going to fill up the entire memory space, then start overwriting random files on the disk storage!
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: wow
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: well, it isnt me. I'm still up
Mike wiznets, "k rofl i'll panic and restart"
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: so am i
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: think it was ryan
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Incoming connection from host ool-4573fcf2.dyn.optonline.net with connection ID #-103."
[OOC] 1 Mike: fuck. it'll be back as soon as i can
*** Shutting down: server panic ***
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*** Welcome to HumanityMOO! ***
#$#mcp version: 2.1 to: 2.1
[; Security Checkpoint] (lying on the ground)
Hangout for admins.
You see Wa and Rick's Cot here.
Runaway Chair (lying on the ground) and Andrew Mac (lying on the ground) are here, sleeping.
Security Official Rick (lying on Rick's Cot) and a giant female Black Widow spider (lying on Security Official Rick) are here.
You can go *Wooden Gate (door) and *Iron Gate (door).
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Last connected Sat Nov  8 13:53:37 2008 EST from 96-28-83-244.dhcp.insightbb.com
Humanity MOO will checkpoint its database in about 14 minutes.
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Jayson Smith (#3398) has connected."
Mike wiznets, "hahah"
=> "Sun Nov  9 00:00:00 2008 EST"
[used 138 ticks, 0 seconds.]
Player : Idle
[ADMIN] Jayson Smith : 0 seconds 
[ADMIN] Mike : 3 seconds 
2 admins currently connected to Humanity MOO.
Jayson Smith wiznets, "Can we say Gullible?"
Jayson Smith wiznets, "Reel to reel tapes!"
Mike wiznets, "rofl"
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Incoming connection from host ool-4573fcf2.dyn.optonline.net with connection ID #-4."
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Matt Wand (#3819) has connected."
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Incoming connection from host ool-4573fcf2.dyn.optonline.net with connection ID #-5."
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Incoming connection from host ool-4573fcf2.dyn.optonline.net with connection ID #-6."
With a loud bang, Matt Wand appears.
Matt Wand [to Jayson Smith]: dude, what on earth is happening
[OOC] 1 Mike: hi
[OOC] 1 Mike: its fine no
[OOC] 1 Mike: now
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Incoming connection from host ool-4573fcf2.dyn.optonline.net with connection ID #-7."
[OOC] 1 Mike: unless it gets set off again
[OOC] 1 Mike: is your internet ok
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: damnit. What is this filter for anyway.
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Mine is
[OOC] 1 Mike: because we think ryan set it off
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Incoming connection from host ool-4573fcf2.dyn.optonline.net with connection ID #-8."
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: Unless it gets set off again? So for the next like month we'll be on, off, on, off... on, off, on, off while we restore from db's while
someone is being dDossed? rofl!
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Failed login from connection ID #-8 with host ool-4573fcf2.dyn.optonline.net using ID ryans."
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] John Codeeseemoe (#3820) has connected."
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: wtf
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: are you people trying to get rid of me
[OOC] 1 Mike: is your net ok ryan?
[OOC] 1 Mike: did you get any lag?
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Incoming connection from host nova.the-jdh.com with connection ID #-9."
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: no
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: no lag at all
[OOC] 1 Mike: oh good
Mike wiznets, "hey i got an idea"
Matt Wand rushes away.
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: nah the router would probably drop all the packets
Mike wiznets, "i could modify #0:do_command to give the a lag"
Mike wiznets, "so they'll think its ddosing peopel"
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Okay, looking at the system resources, it looks like everything's okay. We just lost a few very new files I was working on, but I'm
already restoring them from tape
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] James Isanadmin (#4618) has connected."
[OOC] 1 Mike: oh did I mention it stops him from stealing ideas as well as code
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: how can it stop stealing ideas
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: you play the game and get ideas
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: James, it looks like Mike got to it in time. We only lost a few newly modified files, which I've just restored from tape.
*** Core recovery complete. Gullibility defense failure. Program deletion in 5 minutes.
[Private | John Codeeseemoe] John Codeeseemoe transmits, "yeah but how does this thing work"
[OOC] 1 Mike: aw shit
[OOC] 1 Mike: ryan why do you always think that
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Ah good, it recovered the core okay. I was pretty sure it would.
Mike suddenly steps from the background.
you roll around on the floor laughing.
Mike rolls around on the floor laughing.
John Codeeseemoe teleports in.
Mike wiznets, "should I do he lag"
Mike wiznets, "that'd be funny"
Jayson Smith wiznets, "Yeah do it"
Mike wiznets, "they'd think they're geting ddosed"
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: yeah, but system load just jumped to 6.0!
Mike wiznets, "i'll do it for andy and ryan"
You hear the bips of keyclick, the sliding of mice and the hum of computers in the distance as Mike fades slowly out of view, heading towards them.
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: well you know what they say, when you play with fire, you get burned. 
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Yeah James, that's just the final checking programs making sure everything's okay
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Incoming connection from host adsl-074-170-059-199.sip.mco.bellsouth.net with connection ID #-10."
John Codeeseemoe does a SuperWho
------SuperWho-----
James Isanadmin (#4618) | Control Room (#1051)
John Codeeseemoe (#3820) | Security Checkpoint (#2525)
Matt Wand (#3819) | Andy's Storage (#3457)
Jayson Smith (#3398) | Security Checkpoint (#2525)
Mike (#2) | Verb Editor (#49)
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Artemis Fowl (#3025) has connected."
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: we alive then?
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Yeah, everyting was recovered except for a few development files which I restord.
*** Unable to initiate program deletion routine: permission denied.
Mike wiznets, "lol now i'll have it set off again"
Warning: Likely we've been stolen! Initiate lockdown protocol!
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: what the hell
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: what in the world
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Wtf
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: what the hell is it doing?!
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: no offense, but the person who coded this did a poor job
James Isanadmin wiznets, "ROFLMAO."
**** Gullibility threshold breached. Initiating anti-moron defense.
There are the light bips of keyclick and the sliding of mice as Mike fades into view, shoving himself away from the console, which promptly fades away.
Mike wiznets, "they'll have a lag"
[OOC] 1 Mike: oh fuck
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: urhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhhrhrg!
[OOC] 1 Mike: not again
John Codeeseemoe yawns and collapses to the ground, asleep.
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] John Codeeseemoe (#3820) has disconnected."
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: so whose gettin git?
[OOC] 1 Mike: idk
[General Communication] fred the parrot transmits, "log? Right; it"
[OOC] 1 Mike: not me
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: can't be me either
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Incoming connection from host ool-4573fcf2.dyn.optonline.net with connection ID #-11."
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Matt Wand (#3819) has disconnected."
*** Critical error: already one instance running. Resetting.
John Codeeseemoe suddenly awakens.
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] John Codeeseemoe (#3820) has connected."
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: wha?
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Okay, I'm looking, the memory usage is contained, thank Goodness I installed that memory cap at restart
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: think it was mat
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: he jsut collapsed
[OOC] 1 Mike: so did ryan
[OOC] 1 Mike: shit
[OOC] 1 Mike: i hope its not ddosing them
John Codeeseemoe drifts off to sleep.
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] John Codeeseemoe (#3820) has disconnected."
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: andy says, "tell mike to get rid of that damn thing."
[OOC] 1 Mike: i'm not getting any lag though
[OOC] 1 Mike: what thing
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Hang on guys I may be able to turn it off
[OOC] 1 Mike: the anti code stealer?
James Isanadmin wiznets, "ROFLMAO."
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: I guess
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Incoming connection from host ool-4573fcf2.dyn.optonline.net with connection ID #-12."
John Codeeseemoe suddenly awakens.
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] John Codeeseemoe (#3820) has connected."
Mike asks,  "you ok dude?"
Mike wiznets, "roflroflrofl"
*** Morons eliminated. Reloading for possible offensive.
*** System thresholds reset. Stopping all offensive and defensive operations. ***
John Codeeseemoe drifts off to sleep.
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] John Codeeseemoe (#3820) has disconnected."
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Oh good I did it
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: mmm
Mike wiznets, "k i'll remove it"
You hear the bips of keyclick, the sliding of mice and the hum of computers in the distance as Mike fades slowly out of view, heading towards them.
There are the light bips of keyclick and the sliding of mice as Mike fades into view, shoving himself away from the console, which promptly fades away.
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: Good, memory usage is now close to normal
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Incoming connection from host ool-4573fcf2.dyn.optonline.net with connection ID #-13."
John Codeeseemoe suddenly awakens.
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] John Codeeseemoe (#3820) has connected."
John Codeeseemoe says,  "hi"
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: wtf
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: i had to reset all kinds of shit
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: note to self. don't install any former squidsoft code...
[OOC] 1 Mike: did you get packeted?
Mike wiznets, "roforflroflroflroflo"
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: i believe so
Mike wiznets, "haahahahahahahha"
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: whatever ass hole coded this should get shot
Mike wiznets, "when should we tell em?"
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: no offense
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: if anyone did this
Jayson Smith wiznets, "Whenever"
John Codeeseemoe says,  "wth"
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: it wasn't me...
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: well obviously
Mike wiznets, "that's just funny that security freak thinks he got dossed"
John Codeeseemoe says,  "grr gotta go check logs"
[OOC] 1 Mike: not me either 
[OOC] 1 Mike: it was james's friend, squidsoft?
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: squidsoft?
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: hmm it looks like we were
*** Critical warning! Gullibility threshold critical! gathering targetting information for object: #3828.
=> #3828  (north)
[used 0 ticks, 0 seconds.]
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: 3828? whose that?
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: me
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: mmm...
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: ... it's diagnosing john's connection!
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: diagnosing?
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: wtf
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Incoming connection from host ool-4573fcf2.dyn.optonline.net with connection ID #-14."
WizBot wiznets, "[Notice] Matt Wand (#3819) has connected."
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: no
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: #3828 is north
Mike suddenly seems to disappear into the background.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: what the hell!
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: #3820 is me
John Codeeseemoe teleports out.
*** Internal memory corruption detected! Attempting repair. ***
*** Boom. Were it a real program, you would all be toast. November fools.
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: damn it!
[OOC] 1 Mike: rofl
[OOC] 1 Mike: we got you good
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: gurhrhrhhrhrrhrhrhhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhr!
Mike wiznets, "did ya log this?"
Jayson Smith wiznets, "Yup"
Mike wiznets, "rofl"
[OOC] 1 Mike: rofl 
[OOC] 1 Mike: hahahhah
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: it was fake
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: wtf
[OOC] 1 Mike: that was good
[OOC] 1 Mike: i put in a lag for you and andy
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: teehee.
[OOC] 1 Mike: you didnt get ddosed
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: rofl!
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: i know
[OOC] 1 Mike: rofl
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: i checked the wrong logs
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: good one, that
James Isanadmin wiznets, "i want a copy!"
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: Mike, very funny.
Mike wiznets, "me too"
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: hehheh
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: i don't take network security funny
[OOC] 1 Mike: security freak thought he got dosed!
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: lol
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: yes, it was. we laughed our asses off.
Jayson Smith wiznets, "Hang on, I'll prepare the log"
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: gurhrhrhhrrgrgrrggrrbrrgbrgrbrgrgb!
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: Hey, how do you put in alg
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: lag
[OOC] 1 Jayson Smith: John, did you really think Mike was backing up the DB onto reel to reel tapes?
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: nope. those are fucking obsolete
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: yeah that sounded weird
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: no
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: it all sonded fucking fishy
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: it sounded weird
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: i am just trying to code a php file
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: and i get some weird lag and people talking about filters
[OOC] 1 Artemis Fowl: who the hell gave tristan my mud info!
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: Real to real tapes? THose are like 30000 years obsolete
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: actually, tapes are still used.
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: for backups, that is.
[OOC] 1 Mike: lol
[OOC] 1 Mike: really?
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: yep in large busniesses
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: yeah
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: matt: not even. dell sells tape drives for reasonably cheap.
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: i was looking at the wrong logs mike
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: reasonably cheap so far as tape drives go, anyway.
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: Nobody told me how they produced lag yet.
[OOC] 1 James Isanadmin: it's a MOO command, matt. real useful for spooking the paranoid playerbase.
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: I don't mind a joke, but in the future, please don't use computer/network security. There are other people on this network besides
me and andy.
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: and plus, asm ike said on his block t1 lines arent used for DDossing, hefty t3 and millions of cable and t1 and dsl connections at once
are used
[OOC] 1 Matt Wand: and plus, as mike said on his blog t1 lines arent used for DDossing, hefty t3 and millions of cable and t1 and dsl connections at once
are used
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: You can't ddos with one computer
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: You DOS with one computer
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: Multiple is a DDOS
[OOC] 1 Mike: you could packet with noe comp
[OOC] 1 Mike: one
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: yeh
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: the router's log is fucked up
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: that's why it thought it was a ddos
[OOC] 1 John Codeeseemoe: great!