That’s one hell of a last kiss. Let’s not try this at home.

If she’s not happy, you’re not happy. And if she’s not happy long enough, you’re not happy with… half your tongue? Jeff Foxworthy would have a field day with that. As for the guy who lost his to the chick he was married to, he’s supposedly ended up in hospital–with the afore mentioned half his tongue–attempting to have it reattached. As for the chick he married? When her sentence–please tell me it’s more than just assault or something–is over, might I recommend t he psych ward? The food’s not the greatest, but a few of those pills they have floating around in there and you won’t really care.

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