At least I only threaten to sell you for a cup of coffee.

The below did not involve any member of my family. Though it has been threatened.

Mom, grandma, and grandma’s boyfriend just lost a kid. Not that any of them will be overly concerned about it where they’re going. Seems the three of them thought it’d be a wicked good idea to sell the kid for roughly $30000, 9000 of which was going straight towards mommy dearest’s new car. Except not so much. Instead, they sold the kid to an undercover cop, and now the only thing they’re going straight towards is their very own jail cell. On the bright side, they get three square and a bed for free. Too bad it won’t help them save money. Next time, folks, just apply at Macdonalds already.

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