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And probably got plenty of time to reflect on it while he sobered up. Woodstock, Ontario isn’t the drunk capital of the world, but this guy’s an example of why it could be. Rather than come to the realization on his own that he wasn’t anywhere near sober enough to drive, he decided to give it a try. He didn’t get very far, though, before getting himself into an accident–and picking right then to finally give in and call a cab. Unfortunately for him, the accident had at least one witness, who called the police. They, then, called every cab company in the area until they figured out which one he called. Stopping the cab before it reached its destination, the guy was subsequently arrested. I’m guessing he discovered himself diverted to the tank for the night–on his own dime. But, hey, at least he called himself a cab.