Real post coming. But not at early thirty in the goddamn morning. Instead, have this.

Dear Santa… Dear Santa, This year I’ve been busy! In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In April I bought porn for fordanglia (-10 points). In January on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I punched masterofmusings in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I gave pawpower4me a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Overall, I’ve been naughty (-46 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, arinoch

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2 Responses to “Sheepity sheepity!”

1. fordanglia says:

   December 2, 2008 at 11:47 am

   Why on Earth would you lose points for buying me the greatest gift of all?
   • James says:

     December 2, 2008 at 7:59 pm

     Because you can probably find the same damn thing online for free? … I didn’t write the thing. I just followed everyone else’s example.