1. Did you cry today?
2. What were you doing at 8.00am this morning?
Walking my lazy ass to work.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Wondering why it is I walked my lazy ass to work.
4. What was something that happened to you in 1992?
Fuck if I know. I probably moved or something.
5. What is your Mom’s Moms name?
6. Words to explain why you last threw up?
Alcohol + heat + craptastic food = good times.
7. What color is your hairbrush?
Don’t know, don’t care, don’t use it often. Short hair owns your socks.
8. What was the last thing you bought?
Groceries. Need to do so again, too.
9. Name 5 things you want to do before you die?
visit certain online friends, get me a secure job, go to a Maple Leafs game (and see ‘em win, dammit!), play at a public event, take in the Vegas atmosphere.
10. What did you eat for breakfast?
I skipped it. I usually do.
11. Where did your last hug take place?
I dunno, but it probably involved murlynns_view.
12. Are you ticklish?
I will never tell.
13. Are you typically a jealous person?
Nope. No point to it.
14. Favorite animal?
My adoreable as hell dog for whom I sadly still have no room. Apartments suck sometimes.
15. Last gift received?
A crapload, at Christmas.
16. Who’s the last person to call you?
If we’re not counting telemarketters, mommy dearest. If we’re counting telemarketters, someone from Bell.
17. Do you chew on your straws?
18. What makes you sad?
The obvious things, mostly.
19. Where did you go today?
I’m there now. I call it work.
20. What is something you say a lot?
Because there’s absolutely nothing stopping me.
21. Who was the last person you said “I love you” to and meant it?
Um. Pleeding the fifth on this one. Because I damn well can.
22. What should you be doing right now?
Some say working, I say sleeping.
23. Do you have a nickname?
It depends on who’s talking to me. To most people, no. But the occasional person calls me JD. It…. kinda started when I was a kid and just hasn’t stopped. I dunno.
24. Are you a heavy sleeper?
I don’t sleep. And when I do, I die.
25. What are you listening to?
A customer wine at me because her system doesn’t work.
26. What was the best movie you’ve seen in the past two weeks?
None. I don’t see movies that often. None in the last 2 weeks for sure.
27. Do you like anyone right now?
Hmm. Anything’s possible.
28. What book are you reading at the moment?
29. Name someone who made you smile today?
No one yet, but pawpower4me has yet to post today so that could change!
30. Secret guilty pleasure?
For me to know, and for you to just imagine.