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5:00 AM. On saturday. Should be sleeping. Am not. You do the math. One-word answers, because I’m hella lazy.

1. Nervous habits?
None.

2. Are you double jointed?
No.

3. Can you roll your tongue?
No.

4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
… Why?

5. Can you blow spit bubbles?
Probably.

6. Can you cross your eyes?
No.

7. Tattoos?
No.

8. Piercing?
Why?

9. Do you make your bed daily?
No.

CLOTHES
10. Which shoe goes on first?
Whichever.

11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?
No.

12. On the average, how much money do you carry?
Enough.

13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
None.

14. Favorite piece of clothing?
Shorts.

FOOD
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Either.

16. Have you ever eaten Spam?
Unknown.

17. Do you use extra salt on your food?
Depends.

18. How many cereals in your cabinet?
… Enough?

19. What’s your favorite beverage?
Coke.

20. What’s your favorite fast food restaurant?
Cheap.

21. Do you cook?
Lazy.

GROOMING
22. How often do you brush your teeth?
Daily-ish.

23. Hair drying method?
Natural.

24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?
No.

MANNERS
25. Do you swear?
… Duh.

26. Do you ever spit?
Occasionally.

FAVORITE
27. Animal?
Dog.

28. Food?
Fast.

29. Month?
Dunno.

30. Day of the week?
Friday.

31. Cartoon?
None.

32. Shoe brand?
Inexpensive.

33. Subject in school?
English.

34. Color?
Unknown.

35. Sport?
Hockey.

36. TV shows?
CSI.

37. Thing to do in the spring?
Relax.

38. Thing to do in the summer?
Walk.

39. Thing to do in the autumn?
Dunno.

40. Thing to do in the winter?
… Freeze.

41. In the CD player?
Random.

42. Person you talk most on the phone with?
Almadefortitude.

43. Reading?
Don’t.

44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows/mirrors?
… No.

45. What color is your bedroom?
White?

46. Do you use an alarm clock?
No.

47. Window seat or aisle?
Wherever.

DUMB
48. What’s your sleeping position?
Horizontal.

49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?
No.

50. Do you snore?
Occasionally.

51. Do you sleepwalk?
No.

52. Do you talk in your sleep?
No.

53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No.

54. How about with the light on?
Why?

55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?
Sometimes.

56. Last interesting person you met?
Forget.

5 comments
  1. Pfft. The last interesting person you met is totally me, biatch. Shit. What’s the male version of biatch? Crap. I’m sticking with biatch, I guess. Also, do you seriously sleep Horizontally?

    1. Pfft yourself. I’ve also never actually *met* you, so nyah nyah.
      And, most people do.

      1. I… yeah I don’t know what I was thinking. I think my like vocab just died and I had this image of you… sideways? and it was on a twin bed too, so your head was like hanging in the air. I’m sorry. Do not know what the hell happened there. I’m smart I swear. No really.

        1. Okay. Lauren, step away from the crack pipe. Just… step… away.

  2. The way the formatting looks it almost appears that “shorts and food” are you’re two favorite pieces of clothing… or maybe I’m just tired.

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