“My CD-ROM doesn’t work. It must be Dell’s fault.” This isn’t looking entirely too pretty. … I could be here a while.
Edit: Well, I may not be here all night at least. CD-ROM isn’t the problem. And her media card reader’s probably fine, too. Computer illiterate people who order heavy duty multiple thousand dollar machines piss me off.
Edit 2: On the other hand, I just might be. If people IM me and I don’t answer, they aren’t being ignored. Some people just don’t take “you’re a moron now suck it up” for an answer.
Edit 3: *Finally*. Screw you guys, I’m going home. Only an hour and a half late.