by james - musings - February 27, 2008 But I’m not a smoker… So why, then, does my apartment smell like a smoker lives here? The downstairs people suck. That is all. Other posts you might enjoy. Or not.No, Simon doesn’t live here. Yes, even if you ask twice.Reason number 9582 why I shouldn’t be pulling all-nighters.This building’s basement smells decidedly like pot.I’m too easily amused.Hang on a minute. People… actually do that?