You can thank Lindsay Lohan for answering my question. She has decided cellebrity stupidity deserves its own category, after this latest Hilton immitation. Maybe I’m wrong, but methinks 2007 is the year of the moron. Folks, this is why you see those shows that strongly advertise don’t try this at home–if you’re an average joe, it’s irresponsible and you probably wind up in a whole huge lot of oh shit. If you’re… oh, I dunno, Lindsay, you wind up with a slap on the wrist. And a jail sentence that’s more like a stay at a luxurious hotel. Oh, wait, wrong dits. Moving on.
Looks like they found drugs on her, too, which she’s promptly said aren’t hers. Yup, I believe you. Honest.