by james - maple leafs - October 14, 2006 Calgary, you are my bitch. 5 4 Leafs. Enough said. Sundin’s 500th career goal. Also enough said. Sundin’s hat trick. That’s why he’s the captain, folks. Long story short: Calgary is my bitch. *nods* Other posts you might enjoy. Or not.The best defense is, in fact, *not* a good offense, folks.Just call him Captain D.And for 2 minutes, they were good.Vancouver out in 6: Is that all?I now pronounce you legally croked.