Goddamn comment spam…

That makes twice in two days I had to perform a minor cleanup operation. I’m not being very impressed. So, if someone posts a comment and it ends up moderated, you now officially know why. Nothing against you, unless you’re a spammer… at which point I’ll have your IP address and you’ll be promptly screwed. Most people probably won’t have to worry… but for the rare few that do, you’ve been forewarned.
Coming soon: email whitelists. Then, well, there’s no reason for 100% open comments anymore. No one spams me more than twice. Bitches.

2 comments
  1. Waitress: Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
    Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam…
    Waitress: …spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam…
    Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
    Waitress: …or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay
    sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
    garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
    Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
    Waitress: Well, there’s spam egg sausage and spam, that’s not got much spam in it.

  2. ROFL! But you forgot green eggs and spam. 😉

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