She used to do pop music. Now, she pops out children.

Apparently, miss Britney’s second pregnancy was an accident. Hm. I think I heard mutterings of that sort when she had her first one, too. I dunno, does “it just kind of happened” not sound a little too… um… teenagery? Fortunately, she’s stopped singing, at least temporarily–having a kid will kind of take away from your time recording songs, touring, and generally irritating people. Unfortunately, she has still not heard of my decree that stupid people are not permitted to breed.

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